Irony Isn’t Dead – Really

Who the fuck said irony was dead?

So the CEOs of Ford, Chrysler, and GM flew to D.C.  in private jets  – “luxury jets” nonetheless.

beggar“There is a delicious irony in seeing private luxury jets flying into Washington, D.C., and people coming off of them with tin cups in their hand, saying that they’re going to be trimming down and streamlining their businesses,” Rep. Gary Ackerman, D-New York, told the chief executive officers of Ford, Chrysler and General Motors at a hearing of the House Financial Services Committee.

“It’s almost like seeing a guy show up at the soup kitchen in high hat and tuxedo. It kind of makes you a little bit suspicious.”

He added, “couldn’t you all have downgraded to first class or jet-pooled or something to get here? It would have at least sent a message that you do get it.”

Ballsy is what I call it.  But you know what – Hank got away with it, so they figured: “Why can’t we?”  Others weren’t impressed either.

It was mentioned the CEOs fly private jets as a matter of “security.”  Oh fucking pleaseeee!


4 Responses

  1. Do CEOs really need more security than a US senator? Larry flys commercial and uses public bathrooms.

  2. I’m sure Larry could teach those three gentleman a thing or two.

    That was the most laughable thing in the entire fiasco. Who knows who the hell they are except their families and some employees? And who wants to kill ’em? For what? The new look of an Impala?

  3. Wait a minute, maybe Larry is the reason they fly on private jets and use private priveys.

  4. Ohhh!! The “private priveys” – wink, wink…

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